nobody-knows-nothing:

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

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and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

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and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

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and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

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we need to talk about this.

(Source: emplois-mustwashans, via darnacles)


lol

vaspim:

i love lil kids i was outside throwing bread and rice at the birds and then this little kid over at our house came up to me and said “look at the birds!” and i smiled and said “yea! look at them!” and then i threw him over the balcony and the birds ate him. god i love kids

(via darnacles)


whatsacanada:

Time for spring cleaning *deletes 3 apps*

(via darnacles)


rabioheab:

mom stop criticizing me for spending all of my time writing jabba the hutt/obama fanfiction. this is me, mom. this is who i am. this pairing is all i have. 

(via darnacles)


heibaispirit:

Hai. 
cuddlesdamouseyo:

i just had to, lolz.